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Rumer Willis Be Present Tattoo

Fooger — Fri, 20 May 2011 20:49:54 +0000

Rumer Willis, who the hell is that you ask? Rumer Willis is the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. She has an arabic style lettering tattoo along her lower rib cage that says “be present”. I wonder if it means she wants her own presence known because holy crap she looks like Bruce Willis with long hair. Did he take too many bumps in Die Hard and mess up his sperm count so all that was left was Die Hard Bruce Willis sperm? They must’ve yelled “Yippee ki yay motherfucker!” before jumping in the egg. In all fairness, Rumer has the body of her mother Demi Moore and its pretty banging, but with an uncanny resemblance to Bruce Willis, she is like a 15 in black jack, your just not sure if you want to hit it or not.

Justin Bieber’s Bird Tattoo

Fooger — Thu, 19 May 2011 05:36:09 +0000

Justin Bieber’s tattoo of a bird on his pelvis looks like he got branded for American Eagle clothing. I for one am not into this whole Bieber craze, the guy looks like a girl that hasn’t gone through puberty. Am I the only one thinking he is going to get a cover up when he gets older, thank god it’s a small tattoo. Speaking of getting older, my money is on his time in the spotlight to be fast running out. Anyone want to take bets? I put a hundred bucks on less than a year and he will be taking the same highway that Backstreet Boys, N’Sync and Matthew Mcconaughey went. The highway is called the Infamous Highway to Yesterday’s Fame.

Kirstie Alley Unbroken Tattoo

Pope — Wed, 18 May 2011 02:16:55 +0000

Kirstie Alley gets the words unbroken written on her wrist, given the fact that she’s a whale, it probably didn’t hurt her much. I am sure she had no problems breaking into a bag of kettle chips before every practice of dancing with the stars. In all fairness I still think she was pretty hot back in the day, but I guess after Cheers got cancelled and her movie career in the gutter she felt the only gold Oscar she was getting was the golden wrapping on a Willy Wonka Bar. I am not sure what the meaning behind her “unbroken” tattoo is but I am sure its not talking about her acting career. Her new movie should be Kirstie Alley BBW and the chocolate factory.

Brad Pitt’s Birthplace Tattooed on Angelina Jolie

Pope — Fri, 13 May 2011 01:39:51 +0000

Angelina Jolie confirmed that her latest tattoo of coordinates on her are of Brad Pitt’s birth place. This is in addition to the other longitude and latitude coordinates of her children’s birthplaces that are tattooed on her. I always had difficulty accepting Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I mean, they are both gorgeous people but I always thought Brad looked better with Jennifer Aniston. A tattoo is a pretty permanent thing, I wonder if Angelina and Brad are just as permanent?
Angelina Jolie must be very confident in Brad sticking around with her to get something permanent as a tattoo on her for him. I would say it was not a good choice considering how she got with Brad in the first place. I mean come on people, it was straight up highway robbery the way she stole Brad from Jennifer. All the while Jennifer took things in stride and was very civil about it. Makes one wonder when exactly did Brad and Angelina start their relationship. There certainly is a good chance Brad was already having an affair with her before him and Jennifer officially separated. Things like this are rarely ever clear cut, end one relationship, start another, more often than not, there was a bit of Brad riding both trains before he finally chose which one to go with.

Photo courtesy of www.stuff.co.nz

Teen Pornstar Bieyanka Moore Immature Tattoo

Pope — Tue, 10 May 2011 21:18:39 +0000

So all this buzz about how teen pornstar Bieyanka Moore tricked every one about her age and how she managed to get into porn without anyone realizing she was 15. I would say one dead give away would be the “Teddy” tattoo scratcher job on the back of her neck. This tattoo was in reference to her 20 something year old boyfriend and was reported as being poorly done. It would be obvious that any girl naive enough to get a name permanently tattooed on her body is either very young or very dumb. Not that it was in plain view or anything, being on the back of her neck, however, any guy doing her doggy style on camera would probably question her maturity and age. We couldn’t find a picture of her Teddy tattoo but we did manage to find a picture of her with her red stars tattoo that run along her neck. This picture is courtesy of the pleasehelpthesemissingchildren blog.
I don’t agree with the blame being laid on the porn company Reality Kings. This 15 year old girl intentionally stole her strippers friends ID, social insurance number and managed to get a new identity with it. She then tried to pursue a career in porn. That does not sound like something you can force or trick someone to do, she must have been a willing participant. Perhaps this was a young impressionable girl that had dreams of stardom, Not the first time something like this has happened, anybody remember Traci Lords? All in all, Traci Lords managed to live a celebrity like lifestyle and even came out with movies, books and a singing career. I guess we’ll see how this unfolds for Bieyanka Moore aka Charrida Smalley.

Rapper Eve’s Paw Tattoos

Pope — Mon, 09 May 2011 08:51:15 +0000

Eve from Ruff Ryder’s has two unique tattoos of paws on her breasts. It is rumored that the paws represent the paws of a Pit bull which is a common theme with their group. I commend her for being so brave to tattoo such an attention grabbing area. I suppose it does draw a lot more attention to the zone. However, it does not look like her bosoms are of the large variety so maybe it wasn’t the best idea to add the extra incentive to look. I mean, it may look good now but think about how they are going to look when the skin is not so perky. Wrinkled paws on a pair of boobs is not my idea of sexy. I do like how the paws themselves were done though, whichever artist that did them certainly did a great job, they look like real paw prints. Woof Woof!

rapper Eve

Lady Gaga Unicorn Tattoo

Fooger — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 04:38:58 +0000

I was checking out Lady Gaga’s tattoo on her outer thigh of a unicorn the other day. Isn’t she kind of old to still be into Unicorns? I enjoy her music but she seems like the kind of girl that is a bit messed in the head, dressing like a weirdo all the time. Makes me wonder if she does that because its her style or if its just a marketing gimmick. I mean just check out those friggin shoes in the picture! It looks like the girl just finished performing in Cirque Du Soleil! Then again, there are some pretty queer stars out there…. George Michaels anyone?

Dream Catcher Tattoo on Miley Cyrus

Fooger — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 04:32:06 +0000

Miley cyrus has a tattoo of a “Dream Catcher” on her rib cage. Too bad we couldn’t find better pictures of it. Matter of fact I was more looking for some skimpy clad pictures of her in general. The ribcage is one of the most painful places to get a tattoo and really difficult for a tattoo artist to ink because the customer is constantly moving and shifting in pain. God forbid she if she is ticklish. Although I am sure whoever that did the ink didn’t mind, well, if it was a guy, he wouldn’t mind, dude probably got to see an eyeful of her breasts and everything! If anyone is wondering, I’d so do her.

Rihanna Rebelle Fleur Tattoo

Fooger — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 04:50:34 +0000

Rihanna has a unique tattoo on her neck, “Rebelle Fleur”, which means rebel. The neck is a pretty risqué place to get a tattoo. Normally people shy away from it because most work places won’t hire someone that sports a neck tattoo. I guess since she is a star she doesn’t have to worry about that. I bet she got that ink to show all the guys she is bad ass and no one but Chris Brown can beat her. Seriously, why would anyone beat their girlfriend, especially if she is famous, like he couldn’t figure out it would be all over the news, duh. I guess being a rebel includes getting the crapped beat out of you over a text message. Good thing he didn’t break her legs, apparently they are insured for a million dollars. I would love to touch a pair of million dollar legs…

Justin Timberlake’s Tattoos

Pope — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 16:50:40 +0000

Coming from a Christian background, Justin Timberlake has some tattoos of a religious or spiritual nature.

The most prominent and proudly displayed one is of a large cross tattoo on his upper left shoulder. The tattoo design is of a realistic nature, with patterns subtly delineating light and shadow in ink that draw the eye in to its bevels.

Like thousands of others in the Bible belt (he is from Memphis), Justin Timberlake uses his cross tattoo to openly symbolize his faith in Jesus Christ.

Courtesy of The Tattoo Studio

The most unusual and outlandish tattoo on Justin Timberlake’s body – is a very large image of a cherubic angel on his back, stretching from the nape of his neck, between his shoulders. It is in fact the largest piece applied on his body, larger even than some of the temporary tattoos he wore for the role in the 2004 film Alpha Dog.

Justin Timberlake’s angel tattoo is depicted on a celestial (solar) background, with broad, intricately-inked feathery wings. It carries a banner bearing his mother’s initials, and is surrounded by elegant cursive script that reads “Guardian Angel”. The tattoo is dedicated to Timberlake’s twin sister who died at birth.