Rumer Willis Be Present Tattoo

Rumer Willis, who the hell is that you ask? Rumer Willis is the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. She has an arabic style lettering tattoo along her lower rib cage that says “be present”. I wonder if it means she wants her own presence known because holy crap she looks like Bruce Willis with long hair. Did he take too many bumps in Die Hard and mess up his sperm count so all that was left was Die Hard Bruce Willis sperm? They must’ve yelled “Yippee ki yay motherfucker!” before jumping in the egg. In all fairness, Rumer has the body of her mother Demi Moore and its pretty banging, but with an uncanny resemblance to Bruce Willis, she is like a 15 in black jack, your just not sure if you want to hit it or not.
Rumer Willis Tattoo

Justin Bieber’s Bird Tattoo

Justin Bieber’s tattoo of a bird on his pelvis looks like he got branded for American Eagle clothing. I for one am not into this whole Bieber craze, the guy looks like a girl that hasn’t gone through puberty. Am I the only one thinking he is going to get a cover up when he gets older, thank god it’s a small tattoo. Speaking of getting older, my money is on his time in the spotlight to be fast running out. Anyone want to take bets? I put a hundred bucks on less than a year and he will be taking the same highway that Backstreet Boys, N’Sync and Matthew Mcconaughey went. The highway is called the Infamous Highway to Yesterday’s Fame.
Justin Bieber Tattoo

Kirstie Alley Unbroken Tattoo

Kirstie Alley gets the words unbroken written on her wrist, given the fact that she’s a whale, it probably didn’t hurt her much. I am sure she had no problems breaking into a bag of kettle chips before every practice of dancing with the stars. In all fairness I still think she was pretty hot back in the day, but I guess after Cheers got cancelled and her movie career in the gutter she felt the only gold Oscar she was getting was the golden wrapping on a Willy Wonka Bar. I am not sure what the meaning behind her “unbroken” tattoo is but I am sure its not talking about her acting career. Her new movie should be Kirstie Alley BBW and the chocolate factory. Kirstie Alley Unbroken Tattoo

Lady Gaga Unicorn Tattoo

I was checking out Lady Gaga’s tattoo on her outer thigh of a unicorn the other day. Isn’t she kind of old to still be into Unicorns? I enjoy her music but she seems like the kind of girl that is a bit messed in the head, dressing like a weirdo all the time. Makes me wonder if she does that because its her style or if its just a marketing gimmick. I mean just check out those friggin shoes in the picture! It looks like the girl just finished performing in Cirque Du Soleil! Then again, there are some pretty queer stars out there…. George Michaels anyone?
Lady Gaga Tattoo

Dream Catcher Tattoo on Miley Cyrus

Miley cyrus has a tattoo of a “Dream Catcher” on her rib cage. Too bad we couldn’t find better pictures of it. Matter of fact I was more looking for some skimpy clad pictures of her in general. The ribcage is one of the most painful places to get a tattoo and really difficult for a tattoo artist to ink because the customer is constantly moving and shifting in pain. God forbid she if she is ticklish. Although I am sure whoever that did the ink didn’t mind, well, if it was a guy, he wouldn’t mind, dude probably got to see an eyeful of her breasts and everything! If anyone is wondering, I’d so do her.
Miley Cyrus Dream Catcher Tattoo

Rihanna Rebelle Fleur Tattoo

Rihanna has a unique tattoo on her neck, “Rebelle Fleur”, which means rebel. The neck is a pretty risqué place to get a tattoo. Normally people shy away from it because most work places won’t hire someone that sports a neck tattoo. I guess since she is a star she doesn’t have to worry about that. I bet she got that ink to show all the guys she is bad ass and no one but Chris Brown can beat her. Seriously, why would anyone beat their girlfriend, especially if she is famous, like he couldn’t figure out it would be all over the news, duh. I guess being a rebel includes getting the crapped beat out of you over a text message. Good thing he didn’t break her legs, apparently they are insured for a million dollars. I would love to touch a pair of million dollar legs…
Rihanna Rebelle Fleur Tattoo